I don’t know about you, but my dog just loves energy pills. In fact sometimes he goes into violent fits of rage if he doesn’t have 759 best energy pills swimming around in his jowels. He clawed my stomach open once and barfed in it. What kind of dog does that? A dog totally messed up on energy diet pills, that’s what kind of dog! I seriously sometimes fear for my life when my dog just downs a total of 2,348 ephedra weight loss followed by the word diet and energy pills. He’ll eph you up hardcore!
Archive for December, 2008
Energy Pills for your Dog
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008Mr. Energy Pill
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008Mr. Energy Pill is a total jerk, he gives out so much energy diet pill homework. That means that we have to cram the best energy pills down or throats. Timmy even cut open his stomach, so he could just put a weight loss energy pill right in his stomach. You know, cut out the middle man. I hate my teacher, but I put 739 energy diet pills in his coffee, and he’s allergic. He’ll probably die.
Best Energy Pills Around
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008The best energy pills are also the best energy diet pills. Go figure, huh? Energy diet pill is singular for energy diet pills. Another go figure, double huh? This is all common knowledge, but do you know what isn’t common knowledge? Rocket science, brain surgery, and rocket surgery. I’m not even sure that last one even exists, but do you know what does exist? Energy pills.
Best Energy Pill in the North
Friday, December 12th, 2008Knock knock, who’s there? energy diet pills, that’s who! energy pills are the best energy pill in the entire universe. Just ask Scott Baio and he’ll ask why you’re asking him ridiculous questions, and then he’ll sign your forehead even if you don’t ask for it. diet and energy pills are really cool but so are and energy pills. Talk about incomplete sentences that make little sense!
Welcome to the best dietary supplement in the tristate area!
Monday, December 8th, 2008It wasnt easy to be crowned this year’s best dietary supplement! Each dietary supplement had to undergoe a series of trials. This year’s realm of dietary supplements performed so well we almost had a tie. However, when it comes to dietary supplement health there’s only one answer. The right answer. An answer that believes in both natural dietary supplements and herbal dietary supplements. We even had an impressive showing in the weight loss dietary supplement category. In fact it was such a success, next years we’re putting in a vitamins dietary supplement division! Yay!
This is not the best diet supplement in the world…
Monday, December 8th, 2008…this is just a tribute. I couldn’t remember the best diet supplement in the world, so I just sing my song about diet supplements all day long. If you heard my diet supplement song, you would throw money and your underwear and your weight loss diet supplements at my head! And I would say thank you. And then I would put a weight loss diet supplement in my mouth and TASTE IT. Just one. I’m all about diet and supplements. In fact I am a diet nutrition supplement! Eat me, baby, I’ll diet pill supplement all over your kidneys!