Archive for the ‘energy pills’ Category

Energy Pills and Stuff

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Jack Bauer is the man, you know why? Because he takes about 2,943 energy pills every day. That’s how he stays so alert to pound terrorists faces in. If the terrorists were to take energy diet pills, then Jack Bauer would have a challenge. Since they don’t take natural energy pills, Jack can perform what he calls a “Fist Tornado.” Just don’t let him hit you. Pills for energy and best energy pills is all Jack needs to make him a one man killing machine.

Energy Pills for your Dog

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

I don’t know about you, but my dog just loves energy pills. In fact sometimes he goes into violent fits of rage if he doesn’t have 759 best energy pills swimming around in his jowels. He clawed my stomach open once and barfed in it. What kind of dog does that? A dog totally messed up on energy diet pills, that’s what kind of dog! I seriously sometimes fear for my life when my dog just downs a total of 2,348 ephedra weight loss followed by the word diet and energy pills. He’ll eph you up hardcore!